Then that whole 50-game suspension happened when it was revealed that Manny tested positive for a female fertility drug that was used to allegedly try to help him
Well that was short-lived, LA. Oops.
But fear not, Dodgers left field regulars. Mannywood is getting a temporary makeover, featuring his replacement, Juan Pierre (hooray for a former-Marlins World Series champion!).
The new name: JuanPierrewood. Duh.
Maybe now that the Dodger Stadium has also temporarily halted sales of the Manny dreadlocked wigs, they will perhaps instead sell Juan Pierre-themed baldcaps.