Tuesday, December 30, 2008

Happy 24th, LeBron James.

To: LeBron James

From: Dwyane Wade, Mario Chalmers, Daequan Cook and the rest of the Miami Heat and their fans.

Happy 24th, LeBron!

What do you get the man that has everything? A back scratcher is out of the question, now.

How about this gift: a loss. You don't seem to have many of those this year, so we thought you could use one.

What? You mean to tell us that your fellow NBA-ers get that for your birthday every year that you play on December 30?
2006: Loss.
2003: Loss.
2002: Loss.
Oh well, just think of it as a running gag gift, LeBron, and be thankful your birthday isn't every day.

Now go enjoy your post-game birthday party at Karu & Y.

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